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50 ODD THINGS ABOUT YOU
1. Wheres your #1 on your top 8 at the moment?
Drawn and quartered.
2. What is your favorite possession?
Probably my PC.
3. Do you own a gun?
Nope.
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
Hi Em!
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Nuh-uh.
6. What do you think of hot dogs
Delicious but deadly.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Christmas? More like, Christ-GAY.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Milo, or coffee, or strawberry breaka.
9. Can you do push ups?
I can, but I don't. I'm allergic to all exercise barring masturbation.
10. Is your bathroom clean?
As long as I'm not the one in charge of cleaning it.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Probably that thing I never wear. Do hats count?
12. Do you take painkillers?
Not really, no.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the other sex?
Tongue. Also, it should probably be 'preferred' sex, rather than 'other' sex, but I digress.
14. Do you have A.D.H.D.? [Attention Deficit hyperactivity Disorder]?
Probably! LOL! WOO!
15. Your nickname?
Bardy.
16. Middle Name(s).
I always like to leave this one empty.
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
Fucking mic!
4 hours in which to sleep in X_X
I hope some people actually turn up tonight
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
water, milo, coffee
20. Last movie watched, where and with who?
Dr. Strangelove...wait, no, the new Harry Potter. In, um, the cinema. THE HOME CINEMA, AMIRITE GUYS
22. Current worry?
In the bigger picture, well, peak oil's gonna be a bitch. In the smaller, well, catching up uni's gonna be a bitch.
23. Current hate?
Not enough hours to comfortably sleep, relax, AND do shit in. And I do like relaxing.
24. Favorite place to be?
It's FAVOURITE. With a YOU. Motherfucker. Right where I am, but with my favourite girl next to me.
25. How did you bring in the New Year?
Hmm, I think I actually went and saw some friends for this one. So, at Jacob's, with a few mates.
27. Do you own slippers?
Who needs slippers when you have a perfectly functional penis?
30. Favorite color(s)?
Red, Blue, White, Grey, Black, Green, Yellow, Orange, Purple. Pretty much everything bar pink, actually.
31. Would you be a pirate?
FREE RAPE? OMG YES
oh and ships and dry biscuits and scurvy and syphilis and death and beards are all pretty cool too.
32. Are you tired?
Of course not, it's only 3 fucking am after work. I haven't even had dinner yet, you stupid fucking quiz. Jesus, you're dumb, quiz.
33. Do you sing in the shower?
Not loudly, but yeah. I write lyrics in there.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Didn't. As a religious child, I knew I was safe from all of that crap. And now, as an atheist, I STILL know it.
35. Current cravings?
Sleep, vagina, food. Maybe some possible combination of them.
36. Superman, Spiderman, or Batman?
Ain't not no fan of neither.
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Oooh, race cars. With matching motorbike pillowcase! :-P~~~~~~
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Um, DIABETES. Otherwise I think I scarred myself masturbating. Oh and I've fallen off my bike tonnes of times too, 'coz I'm a clumsy mofo.
39. What is your job?
'Student' *snigger*, casual box-lackey.
40. Who are your favourite people at the moment?
Kim, Frank, the band, and most other people, in roughly that order.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Tough one. Probably Matt? Or Victor. Jess is also quite teh loud sometimes.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Most of 'em. Kim, when we're out.
43. Do you like anyone right now?
I like most people who aren't cunts. I REALLY like some people.
44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
No, but I look at them because astronomy is cool! _b
45. What is your favorite book?
Probably H2G2.
46. Favorite candy?
MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S CALLED CHOCOLATE, OR LOLLIES IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO SHIT THAT ISN'T CHOCOLATE. GODDAMN! I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR ARSE OFF AND REPLACE IT WITH A MONKEY!
Probably Mars bars.
47. What song do you want played at your wedding?
What makes you think I wanna get married? If the tax benefits are ever beneficial, maybe. I'm all for commitment and love and shit, but the purpose of marriage is to divide people up into convenient little social whatchamathingies. So anyway, to decide, I'm gonna put WMP on shuffle and explain the first thing that comes up.
Radiohead - Like Spinning Plates
Weddings have pretty speeches; mine will also revive the long-missed Roman tradition of feeding people to lions. I'll have to maintain a delicate balance between the prettyness of the speechiness and the cutting people to shreds, however, if it's to be successful. Also, it'll be held in the clouds. In a river. Backwards.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
That was fun! Let's try this again.
Deftones - Minerva
It's nice and heavy, so everyone can mosh, and they'll make me crowd surf. I mean, hell, I'll be dead; what could possibly be more rock than THAT? Also, what the hell do I care what's played at my funeral. Play ABBA, if you want. Though "William Tell Overture (Abridged) - Walter Carlos" (the next shuffle) would be great also, if only to remind people of the sped-up sex scene in A Clockwork Orange.
49. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Not glancing at the clock and going 'Hey, it's 12 AM! I should take a note of what I'm doing now!'.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
"Why isn't my alarm going o- shit!" - it was 11:30am, my alarm was set for 8, uni started at 10.
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